Know Your Friendly Neighbourhood Staff Member

[§arinon]

The title pretty much says it all. I figured, since we're the people running the place, and you're the people using the place (or at least you will be), you'd like to know that you're in good hands, right? Am I right? ^_^

Ok, so we may be a bunch of nutters, but we are working hard for you, and we would like to show you just what we're like, so in the spirit of insanity, I pronounce this quiztastic thread open for bus-i-ness. :3

We'll start with a generic quiz which any staff member may complete, and then you people can ask questions. You can direct your question at any staff member, or leave it as an open question for everyone to answer. Please, note, however, that the staff are under no obligation to tell you anything more than they are comfortable with. We're not here to promote stalking by info-dropping. *growls threateningly*

The Quiz Of DOOM!
1. Do you like lemons?
2. Have you ever quoted something that no one else knew about?
3. Do your ears hang low?
4. Are you bi-lingual?
5. If you had two apples, what would you do with the bananas?
6. Will man ever live in space?
7. Complete this sentence. Horses are to grasshoppers, as petticoats are to .......?
8. How deep is a hole?
9. What do you think this means? "Pulchritude Possesses Solely Cutaneous Profundity"
10. Don Huntress is after you, what do you do?

[§arinon]

1. Yes. I eat them raw and dripping with their own lifeblood. >3 I do not, however, enjoy lemons in cake or muffins or anything else of that nature.
2. Yes. My mind is full of obscure references, over-exaggerated metaphors and also sweet and tender kisses.
3. No. >_> Nor do they wobble to and fro.
4. Tu es laangue due?
5. Stick a few marshmallows in it and use it to take over the world by killing everyone with the sweet tenderness of it. >D
6. He can live in A space, just not in celestial space.
7. Flamboyant pink catboys. xD
8. How long is a piece of string?
9. That the King of Sparta needs a haircut.
10. Sate her thirst for bloodlust with my marshmallow-banana. <3

[Roxanna]

Nice...
hmm, I like asking questions but there's always the chance i'll get more info out of someone than they will out of me.
1. I like lemonade...
2. Is there something wrong with that? I would've come up with those lines eventuality...
3. No, I actually have very small ears... my hearing is fine, and a lot better than my eyesight.
4. I wish... I can't speak anything other English. T.T I can write French and understand my mum's language...
5. Eat them too.
6. Does space have internet?
7. I have no idea...
8. As deep as it goes....
9. ... If I say the obvious everyone would know...
10. Get the tea ready.

Wow.... I'm so boring ¬.¬ I need to be interrogated.

[Lance]

1. Do you like lemons?It's to sour if you mean lemonade then yes.
2. Have you ever quoted something that no one else knew about?No never did and never will.
3. Do your ears hang low?No but I think one of my friends do.
4. Are you bi-lingual?No I can only speak English and somewhat Japanese.
5. If you had two apples, what would you do with the bananas?Eat both of them I love them.
6. Will man ever live in space?Prob if they come up with special suits.
7. Complete this sentence. Horses are to grasshoppers, as petticoats are to .......?I do not know.
8. How deep is a hole?It can go as deep to the center of the sun if they wanted to.
9. What do you think this means? "Pulchritude Possesses Solely Cutaneous Profundity"I have no clue.
10. Don Huntress is after you, what do you do?Attack him.